Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

Dude, your car is so cool, it makes me want to give you

He wouldn't let me sit on his face, but he sat on my throat

Oops, my sister is seducing me! But how could I refuse such a goddess?

That's how my girlfriend meets me, her ass is so full of sperm

Anatomy should be studied in practice — take off your pants, let's play

I took off my dress, and then I'll rip my pantyhose and put them on my dick

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

Don't even hint at a tee, I'd rather stick my finger up your ass

Honey, let me go to a rock concert. I won't be sucking on anyone's dick like that

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I come home from work and it's hot — my wife is ready to fuck

He tore the redhead's pantyhose and came on her panties

He poured a lot of sperm on the face of a cute chanterelle, and she did not mind

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

The colored-eyed elf can't get off the dick

He heard moans from the tent and found an excited stranger there